Event--Post Entries Here (Only)

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Event--Post Entries Here (Only)

Postby Voice Vilena » Fri Sep 27, 2002 10:12 pm

Event Q & A/Comments: http://www.evernight.net/boards/canon/viewtopic.php?t=75



Entry posts here only please.


Event extended till Oct. 7th.

Posted below are copies of entries made before the board move:


Sartek

Posted: 2002-09-17 05:54
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(Done to Offsping's Come Out and Play)


Come Eat Some Cheese

You see it on commercials
It's all over TV
It's irrestible any way your prepare it
That lovely mold, called cheese
You like it on pizza or even with ham
Some people even claim they'll eat it with spam
Now if you got a sandwhich and it tastes like death
You gotta slap it on, slap it on, slap it on

Hey, man you really want some cheese
take it out
It's in the back by the tuna
Hey, man you'll even eat the bree
take it out
It's in the back by the tuna
Hey hey hey don't worry bout the green
If it's under two weeks old you won't be needin a vaccine
Hey hey hey Come eat some cheese

By the time you reach the frig
It's already to late
Your son's beat ya to the last piece of swiss
And your feeling irate
You drag yourself down to your local store
You walk down an aisle you've walked a million times before
A never ending system just to get your fix
You gotta buy a dairy, buy a dairy. buy a dairy

Hey, man you really want some cheese
take it out
It's in the back by the tuna
Hey, man you'll even eat the bree
take it out
It's in the back by the tuna
Hey hey hey don't worry bout the green
If it's under two weeks old you won't be needin a vaccine
Hey hey hey Come eat some cheese


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Yoshimutsu

Posted: 2002-09-17 22:53
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My humble entry:


soft pink on white ball
mouthful of artistry, taste!
nigiri zushi


*bows*


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Mantella

Posted: 2002-09-20 17:52
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At my dinner table I sit. In front of me two small cartons from the local Chinese joint. Mmm, sesame chicken, and vegetable fried rice, nothing on earth better for certain. But wait... I've nothing to drink. Damnit! Well my darling dinner you'll have to wait a bit more, but worry not, I'll return. MWAHAHA. I rise from my chair, and walk around the table. To the refigerator for a mountain dew. As I set I hear a sound from behind me.
CRRRRRRRCK
I stop in my tracks, slowly turning to look behind me. The sound also stops. Nothing there, but my Chinese meal. Hmm, but wait wasn't it near the edge of the table, not the center, hmm the hunger must be getting to me. I resume my trek to the fridge.
CRRRRRRRCK
I stop again, turning once more. Now I know I didn't but the cartons on this side of the table. Perhaps the house in on a slant. Yes, that must be it.
Shacking off the nervous feelings I return on my walk for a beverage.
CRRRRKKK PLUNK CRRRRK
I inhale sharply, turning once more afraid of what I might see. And there it is, right at my feet, the sesame chicken and vegetable fried rice. I back away, and then turn, and run, run for my life. Out of the kitchen, out of the house, and to my car in the driveway. I look back, it was gaining on me. I struggle with the car door, and one I mange to get in I quickly slam it behind me. Watching the carton approach in the side view mirror, I turn the key in the ignition.
RRRWWRRWW RRRRRWWWRRRW
Start damnit!
RRRWWWRRRWW VRRRROOOM.
I sigh and slam on the acceleration. Mile after mile. Surely this is far enough I stop along the side of the road, stepping out of the car, looking around. No sign of the Chinese food. but on the door handle... MSG!

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There was also a post by Yarrick in the thread I put up in Events for this, I can't find that post now, so Yarrick repost it here please. Thanks.
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Postby Talen » Thu Oct 03, 2002 5:39 am

*pulls out little furry hat thing, hikes up his jeans tight against his butt*

*gestures to his band to start playing*

(Done to Enrique Iglesias, Hero)

Would you snack
if I asked you to snack?
Would you eat
and never look back?
Would you bit
if you saw my glaze topping
And would you suck, my jelly, tonight?

Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you lick my frosting?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you swallow
for the one you loved?
Hold me, in your hand, tonight.

I can be your jellie filled donut, baby.
I can sweeten away your hunger.
I will turn you thighs to cottage cheese.
You can take lick my frosting away.

Would you swear
that you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
would you bit my side?
Am I all too sweet?
Have I lost my frosting?
I don't care...


Your here tonight

I can be your jelly filled donut, baby.
I can sweeten away the hunger. Oh yea
I will turn you thighs to cottage cheese.
Can you lick my frosting away.

*gets hit with flying underwear*


Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you.
Am I all too sweet?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.

I can be your jelly filled donut, baby.
I can sweeten away the hunger. Oh yea.
I will turn you thighs to cottage cheese.
Can you lick my frosting away.

I can be your jelly filled donut, baby.
I can sweeten away the hunger.
I will turn you thighs to cottage cheese.
Can you lick my frosting away.
Can you lick my frosting away.

I can be your glazed jelly filled Donut


*Bows in a shower of thrown Bras*
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Postby Dancer » Sun Oct 06, 2002 9:48 pm

Just because I'm such a ummmm... errrr... something,

Yarrick

Posted: 2002-09-18 20:21
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note: no way I'm gonna post this in a language different than Italian lol... ya know it's just a matter of "how things have to be done the right way". I really don't mind winning, after all this is all in fun, right?

[center]~Il Tiramisù~[/center]

Oh Tiramisù! Dubbi non ce n'é,
il dolce più delizioso sei tu!

Non un dolce qualsiasi,
ma sublime essenza pel palato!
Non un dolce qualsiasi,
benedetto chi l'ha inventato!

Mamma prende i savoiardi,
e li puccia nel caffé,
poi ci versa crema d'uovo,
ed io mi sento pari a un re!

Ecco, largo, la cioccolata!
Mmmmm che delizia, prelibata!

Or di dubbi certo non ne ho più,
Il dolce più buono? Ma il tiramisù!!!

:)
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Postby Mantella » Sat Oct 19, 2002 1:32 pm

You didn't forget about this did you boss lady?
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