Created: 2008-09-06 18:44:15
Game: unity
Faith: Leto
Mr Ed was getting cynical in his old age. He had survived the ages of the Gods, and over his long life he had at sometime been a follower of each of them in turn.
Now though, with the days of the living Gods long passed from the lands of Tonan into the realm of songs and ballads and the annals of the archivists, 3 distinct powers had emerged from the devastation, each in their own twisted way following their belief in the tenants of the old true Gods.
From high in his mountain strongholds, Mr Ed received daily visits from common people and nobility with terrible tales of these Usurpers.
The realms following a harsh Queen in Islan, the warrior clans still surviving from the old Empire following the banner of a young Lord from an ancient house, and the bands following the intriguing rogue gaining popularity from the commoners fed up with the transgressions of the other two.
The aging leader realized it was time to do what he could to bring an end to this turmoil, but Mr Ed realized that it was a daunting task.
He thought long and hard about how this could be accomplished. He knew he would have to rally an army to do this, but under what banner should he make his call?
All he heard of Angelique was brutality, yes he thought she believed in truth and justice, but it was her twisted view of what was true, and brutality in enforcing her sick interpretation of justice.
Those guilds flying her banner were little more than a brutal police force forcing their will on others.
A totalitarian regime was not the answer for peace in the lands, and Mr Ed had his own views of justice and they did not agree with Angelique’s.
Then he thought of the remnants of the Empire.
The old Empire had ruled many years successfully, and they now had a noble of one of the old houses in the young Lord Barnabas gaining strength and power as their titular leader.
Though he had in recent years proven himself on the fields of battle as a great commander, he was still unproven as to the ability to rule.
Plus with the Empire having such strong warlords with each his or her own power base and their own agendas, the forces within imposing their will on the young lord were overwhelming.
This Mr Ed strongly believed was what caused the breakdown of the Empire in the first place, and was sure to happen again if the forces under Barnabas once more obtained dominance over the lands.
Now Mr Ed had seen the failure in the past of both these forces once they gained control, all the while with the common man suffering mightily, neither could be allowed to regain power over the lands of Tonan again.
But the quandary was, how could he stop them?
Both had remnants of their once powerful forces with large followings imposing their will on the people. The answer may just be with Leto.
Mr Ed realized that dealing with the forces of Islan and the Empire using their own methods would be futile.
Say what you want about their misguided methods, they were good at them.
The only way to defeat them and their sense of order was to bring chaos to the lands. There had to be revolutions from within to distract and disrupt their police forces and armies.
Open direct warfare would fail, but strategic harassment could in fact hinder them so badly that the forces under the charismatic Leto would succeed.
Leto understood this, if the police squads of Angelique came to quiet riots…misdirect them. The armies of the Empire riding come riding in to quell uprisings by their peasants, shoot the horses out from under them from the forests.
Only by constant harassment could we disrupt the order that both Angelique and Barnabas so sought to enforce.
Of course Mr Ed knew he and his followers would soon become wanted men and women and whispers would be then heard “Public Enemies Says Tonan”.
With his decision made, the old warrior sent out the call throughout the lands,
“Remove your shackles! Come join me in being a PEST to the oppressors!”
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GM: Biggest Pests
AGM: Rest of the Pests
Squad Leader: N/A
Full Member: N/A
Member: N/A
Newbie: N/A
A well known Pest creates a bigger pest.
Really simple, this is a closed tight knit guild with Mr Ed as the ultimate authority.
The sole purpose of this guild is to bring chaos to the land. There are no ranks except for Mr Ed having the final decision as GM, and any other members will have full privileges.
If I let you in, I trust you absolutely.
If you do not like to war constantly, from the top on down to the bottom of the ranks dealing what damage we can to the enemy, do not bother to apply.
You must be very active, and care more about constant battle...than caring how big your realm gets.
As I trust all I let in, if I as GM become unavailable for a period of time, every member can take charge of the guild.
If you like constant war for wars sake, contact Mr Ed or any other guild member for acceptance.
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