Created: 2006-01-12 23:46:55
Game: unity
Faith: Barnabas
we <3 Money, if you pay us we will do stuff for you
The Money Grubbing Bastards {MONEY} are now for hire! Place your bids, declare your intentions and await your answer. Should your offer meet our requirements, we shall join you on the battlefield! Pray your enemie isn’t offering more…please note, we have no honour and care not a whit who we fight against of for, just so long as we come out on the winning side, breathing and better (richer) off for our efforts.
Some history….4 months prior to the above posting as seen on every tavern, brothel and gate in the realm of covenant.
:::Thunk:::
The head hit the firm ground and rolled down the slight incline…coming to rest finally on a severed hand. War is such a messy thing….the 5 knights are not far apart, long time friends, first time mutineers the tall skinny one grunts between a couple of victims:
Bloody fighting! Hacking, chopping and slashing, is all we do! How long since we’ve had a good bite and rest between battles?
Taking a deep breath he stretches his back during a brief respite, his immediate enemies all seem to be lolling about headless. Resting, bent over, his weight on the hilt of his long sword he complains some more…
Explain to me again oh wise one why we do this? Fight all day for nothing but a bed and a cold meal, oh yes, that’s right, how could I forget, because m’Lord orders it! Well you know what….sully him and his kind. Here we are slaving away :::thunk::: While he and his fat followers feast on our hard won treasures! Just once I’d like to see my sword benefit me rather than other greddy bastards.
The wise one, so called because of the 5 he could read and write, well, sort of….was quick with his reply.
You speak of treason! Have you no morals, no scruples? We fight for the honour of the kingdom, for the good king and his comely wives. We fight so that he may feast and tourney, so that his sons can play and his daughters laugh. Why I’ll bet you that right now, thanks to our strong efforts :::Thunk::: the good king is bedding one of his many maidens! How dare you question…..BLOODY HELL….what are we doing!!?!?? Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve bedded anything, let along a fair maiden?
The five decided then and there that they would be the fool no longer…from now on they would be the Money Grubbing Bastards instead of the high lords and ladies! It was a simple matter of supply and demand. 5 skilled warriors for a price…come and get it!
GM: WTF PWND
AGM: WTF PWND AGAIN
Squad Leader: ITS SPELT DOUCHEBAG
Full Member:
Member:
Newbie: OH NOES GOT GGBGD
First age in battle
NO MONEY NO TALK
We shall always attack in the best manner possible. No member shall ever be sacrificed to save another. No member shall ever be asked to give himself or herself up for a mistake made by any other member. Repeated failure to participate in a war chat, or the war itself will result in removal from the guild.
STRUCTURE:
Those loyal and help proved their trust will be rewarded, those who dont will not.
COMMUNICATIONS
Communication is good and is a must.
TEMPERS BALL
Diplomacy is but another weapon in our arsenal, and it's one we wield with unsurpassed skill. Accordingly, we demand a certain polish in our members when they deal with those of lesser guilds. There will be times when you disagree with others on Tempers Ball. Do so in a dignified manner, particularly with those of your own faith and brotherhood.
Members are expected to adhere and obey the rules of Tempers Ball, which are:
1. Do not make an ass of yourself
2. Do not post bug reports on the baords, over ICQ, or in IRC, unless specifically asked to by staff.
3. Do not spam or post redundant messages.
4. Do not post kingdom numbers or kingdom names on the boards.
5. Pornography, piracy, or other illegal material is not allowed.
6. Do not post links or advertizements to hate or anti-Evernight sites. This includes racial, ethical, or sexually related sites.
The above is word for word from Tempers Ball, including the typos.
NEWBIES
If you feel you need help with something, contact anyone in the guild and we will more than happy to help you. In return, we hope you to be active.
The rules are simple and are as follow:
1. Obey the orders of those appointed over you. Discipline is the key to victory.
2. Maintain a military force in order to defend yourself. The guild will not
protect those that do not first protect themselves.
3. Do not make enemies for the guild. We shall destroy the heathens one by one.
Attracting the attention of many only hinders the ultimate plan.
4. Loyalty to the guild and each other. We stand firmly together in all that
we do. We will ultimately win through our conviction not only to the cause,
but to each other as well.
5. Death before dishonor. To die is not to fail, for giving your life in the
name of the cause is the ultimate sacrifice and a refusal to fail.
These are the titles that you will be eligible to hold within the guild:
rank 1) mercenary
rank 2) legionnaire
rank 3) mapcap
rank 4) hireling
rank 5) wanderer
Please answer the following when submitting application to the guild:
1. What is your TB name?
2. What is your kingdom name?
3. Do you prefer to play: Scum, Sorcery, or Warrior?
4. What time are you usually online? (Please give days of week, times and time
zone).
5. List all ways you are able to be contacted by (E-mail, ICQ, AOL AIM, MSN
Messenger, etc...)
Please respond to these questions via e-mail (include the question with your
answer) to the GM. You may apply to this guild only if you have first obtained
permission from the GM. All other applications will be automatically denied.
GM Unavailability
if all of the people from below are not available the guild will temporarily disband until one of them is back
Contracts
Contact any of the following people if you would like us for a contract:
Imo: 344-173-084
Sove: 338-994-340
Norton: 77-762-775
Oedi: 87-251-566