Evernight Guild Archive

Guild Name:

PIRATE PWNAHOLICS (Pirates)

Created: 2006-08-25 00:13:23
Game: guild
Faith:

Charter

Pirate Pwnaholics and we show no mer-cy.
Nastier than hoods, in eastside Jer-sey.
Captain Bloody Bob is our GM's name.
And mackin on girls, that is his game.
That's how we got Gab, such a sexy mommi.
Thantos don't be mad, but now that's Bob's panini.
Makavelli left Death, to pillage your village.
Crazy guy on Meth, oh Rossage teh real-edge.
DieBankier is the man, so full of honor.
Devius got banned, now he is a goner.
JMAN's mom loves us all, like village bike.
Big Bob will rule the land, like the 3rd reich.
Torkano loves men, this is no joke.
Enight was created, with Vodka and coke.
Neurosis said that, and you can quote me.
I wonder where he's at, does this poem he see?
Back to the guild, we are da bomb.
Lay enemies to waste, like napalm in NAM.
Scumkill you like WeeC, lie like Steven.
But downhit the Pirates, know we'll get even.
Gangbang worse than Eaters, downhit like Know One.
Wearin dirty wife beaters, tellin heathens to run.
Tricky like Ammon, think we got honor like Stripling.
Slap you with a salmon, cause our warchats are crippling.

Ranks

GM: Sponge Bob Square Pants
AGM: Swashbucklers
Squad Leader: Serving Wenches
Full Member: Bitches
Member: whOar Handlers
Newbie: Ass Pirate

History

This will be our first age under Captain Bloody Bob's glorious rule.

Rules

Guild Rules: Obey the great Captain Bloody Bob! For he is the keeper of the panini!
TB Rules:
1. Do not make an ass of yourself
2. Do not post bug reports on the boards, over ICQ, or in IRC, unless specifically asked to by staff.
3. Do not spam or post redundant messages.
4. Do not post kingdom numbers or kingdom names on the boards.
5. Pornography, piracy, or other illegal material is not allowed.
6. Do not post links or advertizements to hate or anti-Evernight sites. This includes racial, ethical, or sexually related sites.
7. Do not post accusations of cheating on the boards.