Evernight Guild Archive

Guild Name:

SESKORP INDUSTRIES INCOPORATED (INC)

Created: 2006-08-23 16:31:03
Game: guild
Faith:

Charter

In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, and some more far away....

SESKORP CXI: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY

The world was in a terrible fix, for the the just and good had taken over the lands and had begun their diabolic brainwashing of goody-goody two shoes pacifism and love. The very thought made the worlds more sane minded denizens shiver in their boots, high heels, or whatever other footwear they had collectively decided on wearing for that day. There was no hope in this holy era, none whatsoever.

And then a small business opened on Main Street in Someplace, Anywhere. It was a devious little place, which hid its true intentions. It was called...

GRANNIES ANTIKS

Oh, but the name was just a cover up. You see, it was then that the founding fathers of the later to be great company put their efforts forward, and began to conversion of happy-happy-joy-joy land into something a little more managable. In other words, went into an all out war with the neighboring businesses. And it wasn't any price-slashing war, mind, but slashing was involved.

I could bore you with how Grannie's suddenly executed a number of extremely hostile take-overs involving executives and their heads on pikes, but that story would be just that: Boring.

Instead, it should be enough for you to know that since those early days, Seskorp Inc. has come up with a variety of product lines created by using them on competing businesses. We're still here. You should buy some too....before we come test newer lines on ya.

Ranks

GM: Pointy Haired Boss
AGM: Chairman of the Bored
Squad Leader: Flunky
Full Member:
Member:
Newbie:

History

First age.

Rules

Guild Rules:

1. Do what I (Seska, Pointy Haired Boss, Lord, God, Ultimate VIllain, Lord On High) say. 'nuff said.

2. Refer to rule #1

3. Use good judgement and leave retardation at the door kthxbai.

TEMPERS BALL RULES!:

Do not make an ass out of yourself.
Do not post accusations of cheating.
Do not post bug reports.
Do not post kingdom numbers or kingdom names.
Do not post redundant messages. (NO spamming)

RANKING STRUCTURE

Pointy Haired Boss: GM. Wields all executive authority of the guild by whichever means he sees fit. Should I vanish, or take a leave of absence, this guild shall be disbanded.

Chairmen of the Bored: Assistant leaders. Have the same authority as the GM, but can be veto'd by the GM onry.

Flunkies: Everyone else.