venus is a man.

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was venus hoping to pick up men by pretending to be a woman?

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no
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venus is a man.

Postby Bundesbank » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:57 pm

Dyvimmy: So, Venus just admitted she was a man pretending to be a woman
diebankier: about time.

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Postby Venus » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:03 pm

no! he was talking about calling the 900 numbers , the milf ones, and i said that when he does, hes probalby really talking to a man pretending to be a woman!
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Postby I]\/[mortality » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:22 pm

and did you know venus 's old enough to be chan's and my mom? :lol:

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Postby Torkano » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:24 pm

You mean grandma. *snickers and winks at Chan*
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Postby Venus » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:26 pm

im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts
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Postby I]\/[mortality » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:27 pm

Venus wrote:im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts


its only !!! not !@!@!@! so thy shall not be afraid 8)
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Postby Torkano » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:30 pm

Venus wrote:im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts


I put her up to it so you'll have to kill me. Kill me baby and kill me like you mean it. Do it rough. Rawr!
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Postby Macloud » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:34 pm

Dyvimmy: So, Venus just admitted she was a man pretending to be a woman


*Goes to cry in the shower* :cry:
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Postby Bundesbank » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:54 pm

Macloud wrote:*Goes to masturbate in the shower, using tears of joy as lubricant* :cry:
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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:55 pm

I believe that conversation to be photoshopped, that is all.
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Postby Bundesbank » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:56 pm

Dyvim Tvar wrote:I believe that conversation to be photoshopped, that is all.


i should have screenshotted it.

not that mspaint couldn't have appropriately re-written the conversation, but still...
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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:02 pm

I take that post to be an admission of your guilt--and a decleration of intent for you to purchase me a crate of vanilla Pepsi.
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Postby Bundesbank » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:29 pm

venus (or should i say 'venis'?), do you kiss on the first date?

[edit]i have discovered what vehicular transportation v uses!

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Postby HDog » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:49 pm

Steven will be very pleased to learn about this new and exciting turn of events.
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Postby Venus » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:09 am

i am Pissed.

not one person voted for me not being a man!
im the only one

and mac POSTED in the damn thread!
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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:12 am

I think now the only question that remains to be asked is; mangina or shenis?
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Postby Bundesbank » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:23 am

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no poon-tang... err, ass-tang for mac tonight!
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Postby Lancelot » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:04 am

If venus is a man. Would that mean if they break up. Mac will be cruising for guys again?
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Postby Macloud » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:10 am

err...I am here to say with 100% certainty that Venus is in fact a women. And I should know !!

I could have sworn I voted women in the poll....it must have not counted it or something.....ya, lets go with that


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Postby Lancelot » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:36 am

Well if venus was a man. It would sure explain alot.

What it would explain.

I am not certain but I am sure it would.
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Postby Grunt » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:56 am

venus is a loving mother who only needs a good ogre to make her life complete
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Postby GoldWyvern » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:42 am

Wait a second on that screenshot.. is that Windows 95?!
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Postby MoP » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:22 am

Tssk tssk Venus.

I hate it to be lied to :(
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Postby Venus » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:28 am

omg who keeps VOTING yes!@@@
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Postby Wulfric » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:47 am

me?
One, Two, Three, who should I kill...
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