Song: My ode to pointy sticks (Open for comments :D)

[Porckie]

Righto..I wrote a song..and it's about pointy sticks and how they make me feel..heh :)
Comments please (I know it sucks :P)


[center]My ode to pointy sticks

A mere branch, if sharp
sticking out my 'scarp'
makes me want more stakes
in case this one breaks.

A pointy piece of wood
will get me in the mood

Forget about heat,
fear,death, dirty feet,
one thing makes me sweat:
A cudgel, well whet.

A pointy piece of wood
will get me in the mood

Hitting with a staff
Would make people laugh
But if it's thorny
It'd make me horny

A pointy piece of wood
will get me in the mood

Apple in my mouth,
a billet down south
Oh to be a pig,
stabbed with a keen twig.

A pointy piece of wood
will get me in the mood

My very own cane
going quite insane
due to tined timber
unable to limber.

A pointy piece of wood
will get me in the mood[/center]

And then I ran out of words for "pointy" or "stick" :P

[_Nagash_]

Umm.... no comment?

[Isis]

What?

lol