Forever MURching on (OAFS vs. FEL, AI, KToL & HOUSE)

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Forever MURching on (OAFS vs. FEL, AI, KToL & HOUSE)

Postby Porckie » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:20 pm

The knapsacks were packed, the rods had been polished, the floaters had been weightened and their hooks had been filed. The OAFS were ready for war!

As the fishermen marched off towards heathen lands in their yellow raincoats, they looked pretty much like something a girl, a scarecrow, a tin man and a lion would sing a song about. Fortunately, no such group was present at the time and all one could hear was the blowings of noses and the swomping sound of jackboots getting in and out of a thick layer of mud.

“Hurray!! We have reached the land of The Golden Horde! Lets see to it that they will never be able to eat currant buns without feeling emotionally scarred!”

Porckie’s warcry was met with a loud cheer from his men. As they entered TGH’s realms, however, they were faced with a surprise! It appeared that the followers of Angelique had already attacked the savage Hordesmen.

“Boo! Turn back!”

Porckie’s cry of disenchantment was met with a loud boohoo from his men. As they made their way to another target, the OAFS passed the lands of NPO and, to their utter disamusement, found the same Angelique guild in these lands as well. Turning then to the East, Porckie and his OAFS made for DoC. They had met DoC before and thought they still had some unfinished business with these Disciples of Chaos…

“Hurray! we have reached the land of The Diciples of Chaos! Lets see to it that they will never be able to brush their teeth again without reaching for their bottoms!”

Porckie’s warcry was met with a loud cheer from his men. As they entered DoC’s realms, however, they were faced with a surprice! it appeared that another group of Angelique-wobblers had already attacked the Disciples!

“Boo!! Turn back!”

“Awwww!!”

“Not to worry! Not to worry! We will fight against the Judges! They still need to fight for their right to wear wigs!!”

With only a glimmer of hope in their left nostril, Porckie and the OAFS walked towards the lands of the Judges but found there was no one there. after asking around, Porckie found that the Judges were off, attacking DEM. the OAFS let out a collective sigh and marched away again.

“So what do we do now, mi’lord? Surely we have not polished our rods for nothing!?”

Porckie wiggled his eyebrows and rubbed his nose.

“I know! Lets just attack every other Leto-guild around! “

“ You mean…FEL, AI, HOUSE and KToL? “

“Yes.”
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