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[SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:38 am

Some wanker tried to hit me, bounced three times and then found out that he couldn't declare because my realm was about 20% smaller than his. He spent the rest of his turns scumkilling me and therewith making my army run away in horror.

Over the past few days I've burned his ass and declared war on him, only to miserably fail in my attempt. So he took some of my acres. :P

I'm going on vacation now, but don't let this standing wardec withhold you from hitting my opponent. This war was over before it didn't begin due to Kaz's wonderful no-downhitting-feature. :D
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Karhedron » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:01 pm

My slug fest drags on.

Got retaled on, but managed to hold bar a few CS1s thanks to being online.

Squeezed out a few more acres from those dastardly Vampire forts that have been rebuilt, today... But didn't manage much of a refort this time so worry this could all start turning very wrong!
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Seska Dragonslayer » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:03 am

Declared on Noob today.

Was about a 60K nw downhit, which I apologize for, however I didn't take any land as of yet.

I will say however that dwarven sorc is the absolute pits. I think I only killed like 100 forts with 4 overpowering sorcs, which is just sad....
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Islia » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:23 pm

Just declared on Rot

23rd Feb 2008 - 12:03EST - Xxxx (1xxxx) - 351867 -- Xxxx (30xxxx) - 422435
23rd Feb 2008 - 12:15EST : START OF WAR DETECTED
23rd Feb 2008 - 12:19EST - Xxxx (1xxxx) - 439167 -- Xxxx (30xxxx) - 257292
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Widowmaker » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:45 pm

You know what reaaly suck? The guy who hit me and never would answer my aviary, got his butt kicked by someone else and has since died so I can't even get my land back!!! I guess I will just have to attack some random kingdom right near mine here soon. Screw the scout too!
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Kaz » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:38 pm

With the number of forts in play this age, it might be worth trying a scout :P
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Seska Dragonslayer » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:48 pm

Forts suck. But only for races that sorc is LOLOLOLOLOL on
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Seska Dragonslayer » Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:48 pm

*cashes in the chips* Yeah, think I'm gonna delete and come back as something that can actually sorc.

Woe unto all the inhabitants of Solo for that, though.
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Mr Ed » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:40 am

You know what would be a blast?

Ramdom Race along with faith!!
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby ~Maliki~ » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:10 am

i really like the cant declare war down on someone or less land new feature. nice!!!
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Dux » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:28 pm

Uphit on Ralph -- he's been 3 and outing on people lower than him (myself included). Dwarvens are a bitch.



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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Gerien » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:44 am

~Maliki~ wrote:i really like the cant declare war down on someone or less land new feature. nice!!!

I have to agree. I've seen more "3 and out" posts than ever, and for all the best reasons. Bravo on the new system.
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Gerien » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:42 pm

So I go away for a long weekend and Stark comes sneaking up behind me. Can't have that.

He got to within 3 spaces of me until I knocked him back down another 30.

I have to assume he'll want peace. I've offered it.
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Stark » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:08 pm

Gerien....we aready had peace on the 21st or the 22nd. i was moving on, looking for a new target.
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Gerien » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:37 pm

Stark is right and I'm an ass. I'll be giving him his acres plus some back tomorrow. :oops:
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Seska Dragonslayer » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:38 pm

Been waiting for three days to delete my kingdom, and the fucking game STILL won't let me delete.

If it don't let me delete by tomorrow I think I'm just calling solo quits -_-
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Mr Ed » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:50 pm

By the way, the Asswipe Crimson decided to hit me while at war, and of course within hours of me finally breaking my foe...you can ignore his war dec on me, I will wait till he is knocked down before hitting him...fucking asswipe Crimson

BTW he has over 60k acres now defended by firebeards

And now that he has finished breaking me open another ASSWIPE jumps in
From Countess-Palatine Judiama declares on you...good timing, not saying that they are working together just they are both asswipes
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Mr Ed » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:17 pm

26th Feb 2008 - 22:43EST - leto who declared on me (5xxxx) - 584542 -- me (3xxxx) - 533290
Finally broke him
27th Feb 2008 - 01:13EST - leto who declared on me (5xxxx) - 214423 -- me (3xxxx) - 518403

ASSWIPE CRIMSON attackes me
From Grand Duke Crimson of ASSWIPE 1 (5xxxx)
2008-02-27 08:42:58 Reply Delete
Crimson of ASSWIPE 1 (5xxxx) has declared war on you!

From Countess-Palatine Judiama of ASSWIPE 2 (5xxxx)
2008-02-27 09:02:30 Reply Delete
Judiama of ASSWIPE 2 (5xxxx) has declared war on you!
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby matt72999 » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:50 pm

Bitch more jesus. According to the DB you weren't at war. If I don't see a "WAR" next to your name in UBsolo I'm not going to bother checking when your last war was over.
I did not attack with anyone else, good thing youre spouting a bunch of bullshit. And btw lol at 60K+ land, my hit was a 13k land uphit. I'm not going to sit there and look at war that has been undeclared. Its not my fault the other person undeclared right after you hit them, if you were still warring with them maybe you should have redeclared on them when you broke them this morning?
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby ~Crimson~ » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:51 pm

Posted under the wrong nick, but ^^ was me.
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Mr Ed » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:14 pm

BTW, with judiama hitting right after you, does lka still list all solo scouts and targets in the castle?

No I am sure lka doesn't, that would be cheating, and as I said I'm not accusing you two of cheating just being asswipes :)

And you hit DOWN on me ;)
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Grunt » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:01 pm

crimson if you add scrolls and war declarations prior to war that prob is taken care of
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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Voice Epsilon » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:27 am

just a reminder.. UBsolo is only a tool and is NOT the official war page

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now carry on with the killing..

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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Fireslash » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:45 pm

i think people forget this is a fuckin war game

as long as no one is workin together just toughen up if you get hit while at war
i'm not going to check the ub, if you are ranked right above me and i'm ready for war your ass is gonna get hit

toughen up and quit being such pussies

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Re: [SOLO] Warthread II - Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude!

Postby Skeezer » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:26 pm

28th Feb 2008 - 20:06EST - Me (xxxxx) - 353568 -- Him (xxxxx) - 448522
28th Feb 2008 - 20:22EST : START OF WAR DETECTED
28th Feb 2008 - 20:24EST - Me (xxxxx) - 471826 -- Him (xxxxx) - 204186
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