Battle of the Bottom. DoW vs. TDoD

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Battle of the Bottom. DoW vs. TDoD

Postby Gideon_Braver » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:17 am

Basically it's a battle of the two lowest ranked, both recently out of war as well. 11 on 17 seems fairly fair since we had first strike, all three of us that showed up anyway, so not as a devestating first strike tonight. We have a networth advantage and you have a member number advantage. I look forward to having a drag out brawl with you all. I'm also hoping some blood will wake up some sleepy hounds.
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Postby Lancelot » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:33 am

Funny you say that Gideon considering I looked at the ranks about a hour ago on the login page after I saw The Fel and Sol hit on TNE and saw that TDoD was ranked at the bottom under Mum.

And Dow was a good 100k nw above TDoD. I truly hope they wipe you guys out. My personal recommendation to Holli will be that Dow doesn't get peace til every one of their kingdoms is a restart.

This goes now from sad to fucking pathetic.
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Postby MooMooCow » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:50 am

it was 11 vs 17 and we had a higher networth, and we had a 3 person first strike because our guild has become quite inactive for some reason

what we're supposed to sit there tithing land for another week or until we get hit?

i'm so ready to quit this game because of people like u

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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:55 am

MooMooCow wrote:it was 11 vs 17 and we had a higher networth, and we had a 3 person first strike because our guild has become quite inactive for some reason



Sad excuse. All guilds are inactiveish nowadays ;P

That does give us a reason to reconsider the need for huge uphits though. For those would be kinda suicidal with a sad 1st strike. =)
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Postby Hollisandra » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:17 pm

I would like to see some stats please Gideon... that haven't been messed with.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:22 pm

You heard the man, Holli.... "fairly fair" means "rather crappy" really for the rest of us.
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Postby Hollisandra » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:30 pm

It was rather crappy Naggie... that's why I'd like to see the true stats. :wink:
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:35 pm

No need for stats when one comes in and says it's 'fairly fair'. Though a good choice of words, it's a more flattering way of saying:

" Hiho! Gideon B. here, doing it doggy-style! Yes, we're taking you from behind, shoving our bony pricks where they do not belong! Which is the same place one will tell you to stick the stats if you ask for them! "

But since that doesn't sound too kind, I would stick with 'fairly fair'.
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:46 pm

LOL your all full of it lol how could you have had three show up for warchat when I was hit by four myself lol oh well who cares war on
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:50 pm

I think the 4th was your imaginary friend. :shock:
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Postby Hollisandra » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:57 pm

OMG... Naggie! :shock:
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:57 pm

HMMM my imaginary friends don't do that sort of thing Nagash.

They are buxom young wenches eager to please and entertain my mighty rusty spoon
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:58 pm

Cool. Can you introduce me to them? :P
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:00 pm

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From left to right they are Slutty,Sleazy,Eazy and Breezy

and for a low low price of 75$ an hour you can have any two you pls :D
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:04 pm

Breezy! :P
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:06 pm

Yeah she got that name on account of the breeze that flows between her ears whilst she services the rusty spoon
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:06 pm

I have a polished spoon. So she might whistle! :)
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Postby Hollisandra » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:08 pm

He said 2 not 1! :P
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:08 pm

Oh and look at what my spies have brought me!!!!!!!

Here we clearly have Gideon and Moo Moo in there usual war attire.

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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:11 pm

They look ready to swaffle!


And if I need to choose a 2nd, I'll take Slutty too... :o
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:13 pm

Yeah good choice shes a real freak she once went down on a cucumber when she realized it wasn't the rusty spoon she just swallowed it a whole and dove straight for the spoon.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:15 pm

Then I'll change her for either of the other two. Those who abandon cucumbers to their fate should be executed.
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:18 pm

You can have them all Naggie they could use to learn some new tricks lol.

A bright note to this war though is that despite DoW taking my acres.......

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    I still got my stash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:20 pm

Why stash it?
I could buy it fer ya legally here. The strongest shite in the world, cheap and legal :P
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Postby MAlahzar » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:22 pm

I'm from Canada unfortunately I have to grow and stash it away for myself away from a bunch of close minded beauracrats.

But anyway after routing one of there kingdoms this is all I could get......

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But I should be able to trade that for much more to go into my stash!!! :D
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