TNE can't get it up (TNE isn't fighting DoW and SOL)

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TNE can't get it up (TNE isn't fighting DoW and SOL)

Postby Adara » Wed May 23, 2007 9:05 pm

We went to war chat and we all had our dicks in our hands (I borrowed one of Torks) and nothing... It was like most of our (not mine) high school proms no matter how much we wanted it, we just couldn't get in.

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TNE: 21 frustrated near virgins in need of viagra
DOW and SOL: 15 frigid catholic school teases
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Postby Torkano » Wed May 23, 2007 9:06 pm

TNE masterfully crafted their secret plan called the "Shock and Awful." We were shocked they that were all online and it was awful for us.
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Postby MooMooCow » Wed May 23, 2007 9:09 pm

My herd has sooooooooooo much room to graze on.

Unlucky that me and gid were on the exact time you were going to hit, caught you with your pants down.
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Postby Fo » Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

Here were the stats for the short war where we did zero damage:

THE NATURAL EVOLUTION (TNE) 21 434,515

SOLITARY KNIGHTS (SOL) 7 689,953
DOGS OF WAR (DoW) 8 516,875


Hit MooMooCow for some CS1 attacks and didn't even get to SoL. Then all our big guns got hit or looted by a pack of dogs.

Shortest war ever for me.
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Postby Torkano » Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

MooMooCow wrote:My herd has sooooooooooo much room to graze on.

Unlucky that me and gid were on the exact time you were going to hit, caught you with your pants down.


No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:
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Postby Torkano » Wed May 23, 2007 9:14 pm

Fo you have after scout of dow.

Last update Wed May 23 07:00:00 2007.
DOGS OF WAR (DoW) 8 581,948
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Postby Adara » Wed May 23, 2007 9:16 pm

Torkano wrote:No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:


Yep, and apparently he's always really cold.
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Postby Gideon_Braver » Wed May 23, 2007 9:18 pm

It was a brave uphit guys. Us being online got ya tho. My burning and looting while you tried to attack was not a good thing for ya. Then moo moo taking down your top guy made it even worse. It was a brave effort tho TNE. Hope your next war gets more penetration...(couldnt resist)
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Postby Torkano » Wed May 23, 2007 9:20 pm

Adara wrote:
Torkano wrote:No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:


Yep, and apparently he's nicknamed Mandingo.


Fixed
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Re: TNE can't get it up (TNE isn't fighting DoW and SOL)

Postby GTO » Wed May 23, 2007 9:20 pm

Adara wrote:It was like most of our (not mine) high school proms no matter how much we wanted it, we just couldn't get in.


So you got it in? Bwhahahahaha! I had no idea you have a dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDrSlHFP2mw
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Postby Adara » Wed May 23, 2007 9:21 pm

Torkano wrote:
I've been Fixed


That could explain it too I guess...
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Postby GTO » Wed May 23, 2007 9:22 pm

Adara wrote:
Torkano wrote:
I've been Fixed


That could explain it too I guess...


Fixed. :)
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Postby Torkano » Wed May 23, 2007 9:25 pm

Adara wrote:
Torkano wrote:
I've been asked to use it to hammer the last nail for Habitat for Humanity a few times.


You can nail me if you want.
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Re: TNE can't get it up (TNE isn't fighting DoW and SOL)

Postby Adara » Wed May 23, 2007 9:25 pm

GTO wrote:So you got it in? Bwhahahahaha! I had no idea you have a dick.


I'll admit I don't have one. When are YOU gonna admit you don't?
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Postby Dwarven Giant » Wed May 23, 2007 9:29 pm

You have it wrong Adara, GTO is a DICK.

What he lacks is Balls.
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Postby DKII » Wed May 23, 2007 9:57 pm

I had a feeling DoW would be hitting someone tonight. I scouted a bunch of Letos this afternoon to update all the 12-day-old scouts in the DB and *everyone* in DoW was sitting on full turns.
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Postby ~Vox~ » Wed May 23, 2007 10:17 pm

I had a feeling DoW would be hitting someone tonight. I scouted a bunch of Letos this afternoon to update all the 12-day-old scouts in the DB and *everyone* in DoW was sitting on full turns.




OH, so THAT was your sorry ass then ;p
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Postby Old Crow » Thu May 24, 2007 2:10 am

I got home late so all that happened to me was I got scouted *wipes sweat from brow*
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Postby GoldWyvern » Thu May 24, 2007 2:51 am

Odd, TNE got hit, I was at work (me and Old Crow work night shift), came home and guess what? I wasn't hit, wasn't scouted, and I was one of the 'big guns'.

In fact, I came out way ahead. How that happened, I don't know, but yay for 50k more networth.
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Postby Asoc » Thu May 24, 2007 4:16 am

I wasn't so much as touched:-(
Nothing... nada... zilch...
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better get me before I get you!!!
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Postby Torkano » Thu May 24, 2007 6:40 am

*looks up*

Oh look. A ghost!
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Postby Fo » Mon May 28, 2007 12:50 am

Asoc!!!!

Are you in TNE?

(ooc: Yes, big secret: We let everyone in TNE and let them prove their game within the game. If they can't, well then, loyalty counts for a lot).

Are you one of the rank 6 realms? If not, it is total bullshit that you can check in on this game and not make a realm for a bit. Hell Furgus makes a realm from time to time and he is floating about above oceans of depth.
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