Oh DoCtor, I'm in trouble (MuM vs DoC)

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Oh DoCtor, I'm in trouble (MuM vs DoC)

Postby Ricardo » Fri May 18, 2007 6:10 pm

GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME
As sung at the last MuM review show by:-
Him = Zhord

Her = Gili

ImageHer: Oh DoCtor, I'm in trouble.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: For every time a certain man
Is standing next to me.
Him: Mmm?
Her: A flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh!
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.

Him: How often does this happen?
When did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing
To the throbbing of your heart.
Her: What kind of man is he
To create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh!
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.

Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling
I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab
Of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi
And the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her: Oh.

Her: Oh doctor, touch my fingers.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: You may be very clever
But however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much
At a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: I like it!
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.

Him: Can I see your tongue?
Her: Aaah.
Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it away please.
Her: Maybe it's my back.
Him: Maybe it is.
Her: Shall I lie down?
Him: Yes.
Her: Ahhh...

Him: My initial diagnosis
Rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation,
Whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear
That both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well,
Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.

Her: Put two and two together,
Him: Four,
Her: If you have eyes to see,
The face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him: Oh, there is nothing I can do
For my heart is jumping too.
Both: Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How audacious!
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How flirtatious!
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: It is me.
Her: It is you?
Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
Both: Ahhh!


For those whom wish to know the starting figures were as follows:-

DISCIPLES OF CHAOS (DoC) 10 336,343
MERRY UNION OF MERCENARIES (MuM) 11 283,293

Lets have some fun and get more of our favourite camp fire tunes sung along whilst we batter each senseless.
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Postby Dark_link » Fri May 18, 2007 6:26 pm

I ignored the stuff in orange... I have this wierd color blindness that won't let me read it.....


nice hit.
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Postby Gerien » Fri May 18, 2007 6:41 pm

Hey, Harm is always the first to go, and I missed my girl. Thought I'd drop in to say hello - repeatedly. :burn2:

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Postby MicM » Fri May 18, 2007 6:43 pm

Great hit MuM I am sure Doc was heavy scum sence they couldnt help but keep scouting eveyone everyday.

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Postby Dark_link » Fri May 18, 2007 8:05 pm

We only had 1 heavy scummer, not our fault if others had a hard time defending our scout sweeps. And as for being caught, we handled our problems with Fervent about a week ago. So if I'm gonna hear about it all age just let me know now.
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Postby Gerien » Fri May 18, 2007 8:07 pm

Yeah, quit stirrin' the pot, Mic. Us and DoC's got some fun ahead of us in this here war - don't you be messin' it all up with yer messin' it up talk an' stuff.
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Postby Alex_Greystone » Fri May 18, 2007 8:27 pm

DoC repeatedly scouted and looted TRC realms as well. Why let being seen stop you?

At least you used to get a scribe with a token apology.

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Postby Dark_link » Fri May 18, 2007 8:51 pm

Alex we were Prepping for war. At the time TRC was a consideration for the target. If anyone else wishes to complain about the DoC scum efforts let's hear them now so I atleast I know who we apparently scummed. : )
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Postby Hatama » Fri May 18, 2007 8:58 pm

*Fires up The War Bong

Bad MuM!! Go pick on someone with some real troops! :P

*Loads catapult with broken stillettos and fires them at Gerien's Realm*

I think your Drag Queens left these behind as they went trampling through my Garden!!! :?
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Postby Gerien » Fri May 18, 2007 9:14 pm

You know how in Risk you can stockpile troops in Brazil and go barreling through Africa and up into Europe and no one can do anything but sit back and watch the carnage ensue?

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Postby owly » Sat May 19, 2007 12:38 am

Gee i can see we have a fan club...

Since Gerien left i have to get use to fighting with out my high heels on.

Nice poem Ric :wink:
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Postby MoP » Sat May 19, 2007 4:36 am

Nice hit MuM. Now you've done your thing, so just have your arses kicked. Go for it, DoC :)!
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Postby ~Vox~ » Sat May 19, 2007 5:49 am

Steal Gili's pink tutu!!!
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Postby Gili » Sat May 19, 2007 6:23 am

I have a pink tutu?
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Postby Torkano » Sat May 19, 2007 7:11 am

Gili wrote:I have a pink tutu?


Its under your kilt.
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Postby Gerien » Sat May 19, 2007 10:53 am

Gili wrote:I have a pink tutu?

you borrowed it from me over three years ago and never returned it. :monkey:
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Postby Bundesbank » Sat May 19, 2007 11:18 am

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janet: dr. scott!
brad: janet!
janet: brad!
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Postby Gerien » Sat May 19, 2007 11:56 am

audience: Bullwinkle!!
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Postby MicM » Sat May 19, 2007 1:24 pm

we handled our problems with Fervent about a week ago


See Dark link I had thought so as well untill this week a diffrent Doc scummer gets caught everyday at the same time day after day in my kingdom.

But I am not stirring the pot here my post before hand and now was only to wish MUM luck and tell them great hit!!! I will leave it at that. :>)
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Postby Dark_link » Sat May 19, 2007 3:13 pm

Well Mic if you send me the news I'll be glad to take care of it. Next time you have any problem with a DoC scummer, how about we get in touch before it gets used for fuel in a war thread not concerning the scummed guild.

I'd be more than welcome to see the news. Infact please PM or ICQ it to me.

As for MuM, it's a shame we have to drag eachother down. But this will be interesting.

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Postby Dark_link » Sat May 19, 2007 3:49 pm

... Bogumli your activity saved you this time. Next time you won't be so lucky :)
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Postby Ricardo » Sat May 19, 2007 5:07 pm

Link you forting didnt save you this time mmwwwaaaaaahhhhhh.
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Owl I cant claim credit for that poem at all - its a song by Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren - to sing it you have to put your best indian accent on; thoguh when GIli does it he sounds welsh.
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Postby Dark_link » Sat May 19, 2007 5:26 pm

That wasn't forting Ric. That was a sad excuse for it. :)
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Postby Gili » Sun May 20, 2007 5:58 am

I'd have probably gone for this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p99aOAbFkbg

*puts on his mask and starts dancing*

Other than being in Ghostworld, if this is in a movie i wanna watch it. Although it might just look like a parkinson's convention dance off.

But its cool if you ask me =)
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Postby MoP » Sun May 20, 2007 11:04 am

GODDAMMIT NOT THAT SONG AGAIN! :evil:
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