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Postby DKII » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:19 pm

Wow any volunteers to go in and dig the bug out of Tork's ass?
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Postby Torkano » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:22 pm

Yeah that's it, Mickal, nothing gets by you does it?
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Postby Torkano » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:26 pm

DKII wrote:Wow any volunteers to go in and dig the bug out of Tork's ass?


Nether might, but if he does, I'll kick him in the teeth.
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Postby Karhedron » Tue May 01, 2007 3:14 am

Hmm, the Monarchy holy grail...

The Intelligent Post of Torkano The Ass

He who doth undertake this holy quest,
Must face a task most arduous and great,
To troll through 7000 missives of drivvel,
To find but one to contemplate...

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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 5:51 am

Aw, that's sweet, Kar, that you think you can insult me. Nice poem sweet cheeks.
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Postby Ash » Tue May 01, 2007 8:09 am

Torkano wrote:
Alex_Greystone wrote:Check the war page. It will tell you.


Yeah I'm sure it does.


This is the "snappy" comment that got us annoyed I believe.

Your puppy fall down a well or something?
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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 8:36 am

Tork is an obese ass licking fuck tard. He sits infront of his computer rubbin his chub to doggy porn and midget clown sodomy pics.

In other words

Ignore his antagonistic ass ;P
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Postby Karhedron » Tue May 01, 2007 9:22 am

Torkano wrote:Aw, that's sweet, Kar, that you think you can insult me. Nice poem sweet cheeks.


...eh?

Where was the insult?

I didn't see it... Anyone?
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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 3:40 pm

Karhedron wrote:
Torkano wrote:Aw, that's sweet, Kar, that you think you can insult me. Nice poem sweet cheeks.


...eh?

Where was the insult?

I didn't see it... Anyone?


You didn't see it because there wasn't one. I'm guessing your IQ isn't real high. I like Nether because he's vivid with his imagination. You on the other hand are writing poems. What does that tell you?
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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Tue May 01, 2007 4:26 pm

Tork, in reward for services to my entertainment, you are hereby presented with:
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[edited for wretched repetition, not for ubb code ineptitude for once.]
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Postby Karhedron » Tue May 01, 2007 4:29 pm

There was a young man (?) named Torkano,
Who thught that poets were thick,
He'd obviously not heard of Shakespeare,
But then Tork's brain was as big as his dick.
(small.)

...Ok, so not strictly a limerick due to that small addition on the end, but still a work of some validity at least?

Ya know the wonderful thing about people like Tork is that in reality they do so much damage to their own image, that any additional external-to-self insults are really only a work of pleasure on behalf of the insulter rather than a true necessity.

<edit> indeed, Dyvim, these forums would not be the same without him. Kudos Tork :wink: .
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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 4:56 pm

HAHA, Dyvim, you know what I like.


Kar, I know you are infatuated with me but your poems smell more like shit than my ass after 12 bowls of Raisin Bran(didn't have Total or it would have been only one bowl). Don't insult Shakespeare with the pile of poop you just threw down in this thread.

"Who thught that poets were thick"

I'd laugh at that if it weren't so pathetic calling yourself a poet.

I love your kindergarten insults. "You have a small penis." You must hang out with mentally handicapped people and steal their lines.

I'd like to picture you sitting at your computer and patting yourself on your back and saying, "Stacey(or whatever your name is), you really showed him in that post. I think I'm going to treat you to to a gallon of ice cream. Your fat ass deserves it. Then before you use your digging shovel to stuff your face, you go to the mirror and play a cd of Stewart Smalley, repeating to yourself, "I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I am a SUPER fantastic insulter. I am an attractive person. I don't weigh 350 pounds. I am fun to be with. I love you because you're good enough, smart enough, and doggonit, people like me."
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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 5:11 pm

See he knows my comment was true therefore he will try and ignore it hoping others will too.

Well hopefully hes right cause the last thing I want is to be embarassed by Tork and his inane ramblings about his penis whose nick name was derived from a late 70's cartoon with bad animation and even worse acting with a mediocre story line and a Monkey.
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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 5:18 pm

Nether wrote:See he knows my comment was true therefore he will try and ignore it hoping others will too.

Well hopefully hes right cause the last thing I want is to be embarassed by Tork and his inane ramblings about his penis whose nick name was derived from a late 70's cartoon with bad animation and even worse acting with a mediocre story line and a Monkey.


I ignored it because it isn't true. First its octopus porn, not dog porn. Second the midgets have nothing to do with clowns. Third, there's nothing wrong with monkeys you shit feasting, pink sock receiving, wife renting(she was good by the way, thanks) bukkake master.
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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 5:22 pm

Torkano wrote:
Nether wrote:See he knows my comment was true therefore he will try and ignore it hoping others will too.

Well hopefully hes right cause the last thing I want is to be embarassed by Tork and his inane ramblings about his penis whose nick name was derived from a late 70's cartoon with bad animation and even worse acting with a mediocre story line and a Monkey.


I ignored it because it isn't true. First its octopus porn, not dog porn. Second the midgets have nothing to do with clowns. Third, there's nothing wrong with monkeys you shit feasting, pink sock receiving, wife renting(she was good by the way, thanks) bukkake master.


ah my bad.
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Postby Quick Draw » Tue May 01, 2007 5:22 pm

I wish I was an octopus, cause then I could have an orgy by myself.
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Postby Karhedron » Tue May 01, 2007 5:25 pm

"who thught that poets were thick"

Never heard of irony then.. ok. nm.

And i'll ask again... where was the insult? I think i'm really missing something here...
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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Tue May 01, 2007 6:29 pm

Maybe the insult is simply in the eye of the beholder? Tork could be a complete literary snob, so being the object of a mediocre poem could be severely insulting to him.
This is just a guess, obviously. And really all posts by me in this thread are just an effort to buy me the time I need to find another polar bear picture.
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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 6:48 pm

All posts made by Tork are just a ploy to decieve the unattentive of his desperate search for the one thing he desires most. An insertive device designed to bore into his bowels at an incredible speed with unnerving dedication and purpose.

In other words hes a ...no no...and all these posts insulting others is a way for him to continue lieing to himself the same way ...no no... Sadly, said video was sold to Al-Queda as a training video on how to blend in with most americans east of the mississippi river and west of the rockies. Luckily for us we have people from Oklahoma and Texas who can spot a ...no no... ass rag head from a mile away.



Desist with the hate speech. It is NOT allowed here. You can flame as much as you want, but adhere to the forum rules.

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Postby Dyvim Tvar » Tue May 01, 2007 6:51 pm

That post, right there? My pick for post of the year, without a freaking doubt!
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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 6:55 pm

Karhedron wrote:"who thught that poets were thick"



You know, you could have at least spelled it right in that post. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which word I'm talking about. As a hint, no its not "who."

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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 7:01 pm

Nether has an uncanny ability to lick his urethra clean.



Your just jealous.
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Postby Torkano » Tue May 01, 2007 7:03 pm

Not really, I'm practical and use a pipe cleaner. I don't have to deal with the taste or urine. But you like what you like I guess.
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Postby Nether » Tue May 01, 2007 8:09 pm

Again, flame all you want. But the "Don't Be An Ass" rule applies here. You can have great flames without talking about someone's Mom/Dad/Sister/etc.

This rule has been developed over these many years.

Now flame right.

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Postby Lancelot » Tue May 01, 2007 8:53 pm

There once was a Tork from Nantucket.

Who blew a Bum in a Dumpster.

The bum went Weeeeeeeeee.

And Tork went Swift PeePeeeeeeeeee.

And took a Load in his Gullet.

There is a poem for ya Torkano. Top of my head and my token once a week maybe in the forums.
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