TNE's turn to bend TDoD over Doggie Style

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TNE's turn to bend TDoD over Doggie Style

Postby Shelby » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:15 pm

Lancelot wrote:I won't get that lucky again this age.


No, you won't, Bish! But that's not very surprising.

Now. Get ready to be layed out.

Here are the stats as we were pre-empting you guys.
THE DAWN OF DISCORD (TDoD)14 552,490
THE NATURAL EVOLUTION (TNE)18 481,840
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Postby Kenchan » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:52 pm

who stole my 9k? T.T

You darn lucky i was preoccupied by some other game named "Marco Land" or something lol

Oh wellz..xD I got my lands back =D
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Postby Lancelot » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:00 pm

Aww shelby but I did. Luckily I called a defensive chat tonight because I figured someone would pull something like this.

Ya had tnw numbers and first strike. Fuck it kiddos.


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Postby Hollisandra » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:13 pm

Lance... it's suppose to be *Let's Dance!* ::sighs and shakes her head::
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Postby Torkano » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:16 pm

I'd prefer if it were "Let's fuck it like rocks"
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Postby I]\/[mortality » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:44 pm

Torkano wrote:I'd prefer if it were "Let's play with my swift pee pee"


corrected.
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Postby Torkano » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:45 pm

I]\/[mortality wrote:
Torkano wrote:I'd prefer if it were "Let's play with my swift pee pee"


corrected.


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Postby General Andy Icarn » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:32 pm

weren't they just in the middle of attacking us yesterday?

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Postby Lancelot » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:25 am

Yea Andy we were. And after what happened yesterday. This happened today.

Got too love all my people that showed tonight. We were scrambling hard.

Poor Asian squad took a beating though. They are gonna be pissed. LOL

Jesus TNE ya had big enough kingdoms to hit us with. I counted 6 of yours twice the size land wise of our biggest when ya hit.

Those little ones of yours were doing a good job of keeping your average networth down.

Luckily for us we caught some of your guys with their pants down. Bent them over like their Mum's and did them doggy style too.

We got lucky tonight. Don't know for how long though. Ya still got that huge block of monster kingdoms.
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Postby Bat » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:44 am

it sucks to hit realms with online people behind their computers...

go sleeping ffs then i can take your land!
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Postby Hollisandra » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:11 am

I think that ya got enough land there Bat :P
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Postby I]\/[mortality » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:20 am

Torkano wrote:
I]\/[mortality wrote:
Torkano wrote:I'd prefer if it were "Let's play with my swift pee pee"


corrected.


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Postby Lancelot » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:49 am

Whats sleep Bat? We don't sleep when we get hit.

I have been looking at the numbers.

THE DAWN OF DISCORD (TDoD)14 552,490
THE NATURAL EVOLUTION (TNE)18 481,840

TDoD Total Networth 7734860
TNE Total Networth 8673120

TDoD advantages =None

TNE advantages = Total nw 938260
KIngdoms 4 extra
Turns advantage 348 a day
First Strike

TNE Kingdom advantage= 5 kingdoms 44k acres to 50k some odd acres prestrike
5 more kingdoms 20k plus acres

TDoD kingdoms pre strike= 1 kingdom 28k acres
1 kingdom 25k acres
6 kingdoms 17k to 21k acre range

All in all this was a pretty shitty hit on us by TNE. They took all the advantages ya can take and then some. At this point it is doubtful we will survive this war.

So I am gonna ask for peace from TNE.

If this is about what happened last night. The minute I knew from Gideon what was going on. I ceased all attacks on Mum. We hit 1 more Mum kingdom than we did Dow.

We did pretty much equal damage to both guilds last night. Hence they are about both at equal nw today.

So I have asked. I would appreciate a answer here to my request or hit me up on icq.
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Postby DKII » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:15 am

Yay another crappy hit by TNE. Well at least you knew TDoD wouldn't have any turns to retaliate with, right?
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Postby Torkano » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:40 am

DKII wrote:Yay another crappy hit by TNE. Well at least you knew TDoD wouldn't have any turns to retaliate with, right?


Right. This coming from a guy who hits guilds when he knows they have no troops right? Such a challenge. NWs aside, so what's the difference between hitting guilds at war and kingdoms with no troops and hitting a guild that doesn't have full turns? Fight for your faith and all that right? So what the fuck are you trying to prove here? I really couldn't give two shits about your conduct of hitting people but don't come in here complaining on behalf of someone else when your particular wars aren't shiny and pretty themselves.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:04 am

You know what y'all need?
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Postby Torkano » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:24 am

_Nagash_ wrote:You know what y'all need?
Squirting!


Nagash and "eye" see eye to eye on this matter.
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Postby MoP » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:33 am

Torkano wrote:
_Nagash_ wrote:You know what y'all need?
Squirting!


Nagash and "eye" see eye to eye on this matter.


Surprise surprise :roll:


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Postby Nether » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:36 am

This sucks =/
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:25 pm

Yay another crappy hit by TNE. Well at least you knew TDoD wouldn't have any turns to retaliate with, right?


I agree, but it is one step up from making a crappy hit then hiding the stats isn't it.

edit: 72 actions (a day since aborted war) > 62.5 avg actions though btw :D not to mention the turns left on doms that didn't strike when it was aborted if they didn't build

Yea Andy we were. And after what happened yesterday. This happened today.


I'd hit virch if I could. *shrug*

We did pretty much equal damage to both guilds last night. Hence they are about both at equal nw today.


I dunno if MuM as a guild appreciates a faith counter or something or what, but personally it seems we as a guild have been our own worst enemy of late in not being active since TRC hit us and also generally unlucky. Though when I said in MuM forum the day before DoW hit us that their worth went up 30k while ours went down 30k and that it probably meant something significant, we might have been able to fight early before we were hit, but it would have been a downhit tnw-wise even though we were getting looted/prepped/etc.
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Postby Fo » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:06 pm

Question I have for Lancelot:

On the hit against DoW and MuM it got all messed up, I agree. You offered peace, and forted back up. You said it was unfortunate, but did you have any plans on dropping the land you took without a fight?
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Postby Gogreen » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:07 pm

I'd prefer if it were "Let's fuck it like rocks"


From our side...let's ROCK IT LIKE FUCK !! :twisted:
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Postby Virch » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:08 pm

one day after tne strike and the two guilds are 20k networth apart. i am not sure what all the drama is about but the war looks pretty even too me. most guilds dont survive a first strike. they certainly dont survive a first strike if they have no turns and no chance.

if in tdod eyes this war is really so bad i am sure peace can be worked out.

or is this just more political spinning so fervent can downhit tne a third time this age..........
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Postby Coolz » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:08 pm


I'd hit virch if I could. *shrug*



Thats not nice!!! I'd hit you if I could!!! :twisted: Unfortenetly, I was one of the kingdoms who got hit... Oh well, back to building lol.....It wasn't the greatest hit TNE could have done, but it certainly could've been a lot worse of a hit... :wink: Always fun when we have these great big fiascos
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Postby DKII » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:13 pm

Where do you see Fervent anywhere in this post?

You crap hit FEL and now you crap hit TDoD. Just because you suck at it doesn't make it any better.

And at least I hit realms 5-10 times my size and tnw, and it's not like I'm preventing the rest of the game from also declaring on me. ;)
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