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Lost... Can you help?

Postby Lak » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:34 am

((Before you read on please note this is a joke and not a whine thread.. I found it funny ;) ))

So I went out for a ride this morning... came back to see a lot of dead bodies. Now, I have a lot of people in the first place so you'd think that maybe a few bodies here and there might go unnoticed (and when I say a few.. I do mean those hundred or so yes...). However... in this case it was the large quantities of money that was missing that upset me tremendously.

Now, my defense isn't the best... and my spies, though good, aren't the best in the nation of course (would be foolish to say so, since if they WERE, the money wouldn't have been taken in the first place!) but they ARE good.

SO. I decided to ask around... spoke to a few friends here and there... bullied a couple of 'neighbours' shall we say, to give me some information on those who could possibly best me.

And now?

Now... NOW I have your names.

So Sirs, I would ask kindly that when I go out riding this afternoon I return to find those millions BACK i my treasury. Is that so hard to ask for? i don't want to have to spend more money on training my guys to be better (it annoys me so... they are spoilt enough already). So Instead, if you put it back we can put all this fuss behind us... and not need to deal with any sort of messy killing each other stuff.

So please, have the money BACK by midnight. (Feel free to kill the idiots who let it get taken in the first place. They are obviously not working for their wages).

Yours with understanding of what it's like to be poor now (Git)

Lak
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Postby Grunt » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:31 am

here Grunt sat broke and tiny
all that gold just sitting there
send in the scum
woops no luck
attack just to try
woops no luck
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Postby I]\/[mortality » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:32 am

whatever happened, you can blame v (had to say v cause that was my present to gili so i can't say blame gili this time)
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Postby Grunt » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:43 am

so what you are really saying is it is Gilis fault
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Postby Hatama » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:58 pm

He tried to get by with a fast one, but got busted :lol:

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Postby Ash » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:27 pm

I'll offer ya booze if you get naked Lak, that should cover the losses? ;>
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Postby Lasher » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:59 pm

I'm sorry. I had to steal your money to pay for my whores..
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Postby Gili » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:37 am

Ta much appreciated I]\/[mortality :p
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Postby Lak » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:01 am

For some reason.. all the replies here... do NOT surprise me one bit.

Especailly Ash's and Lasher's...

And NO Ash I wont... But Lasher.. next time just ask. If you're desperate I'll try send the money your way to keep you under control.

But damnit.. my money still hasn't been returned!
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Postby MoP » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:43 am

:shock: The arrogance! Stealing money from a lady and thinking you'd get away with it huh?

Gimme their names, Lak, I'll make sure the money gets to serve a good cause.
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Postby Lak » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:33 pm

*notes Mop's name on a list*

uh huh I'm sure you will ;)
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Postby Ash » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:06 pm

Awww Lak, true love never rusts! What's up with the hate?

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Postby Lak » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:59 am

There's no hate Ash! I've just missed you ;) <3
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Postby Losmar » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:27 am

I bet it was Venus... she's always saying she's too busy with UG's and wars to do much cash collecting... I know she's holding out on me though... darn her... I know the UG's aren't a threat at all...

V... why don't you give her money back... or give it to me... I'll pay Lak a welcome back visit... and "give" her her money back... well, that's if its enough to employ many groups of dragons to carry it back to her...

again... Welcome back LAK!
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Postby Venus » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:35 am

omg
why does everyone blame everything on me!!

:P

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Postby I]\/[mortality » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:51 pm

Venus wrote:omg
why does everyone blame everything on me!!

:P

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that's cause it was gili's birthday, and its not right to blame it on him nod nod 8)
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Postby MoP » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:17 pm

I]\/[mortality wrote:
Venus wrote:omg
why does everyone blame everything on me!!

:P

/hides her money


that's cause it was gili's birthday, and its not right to blame it on him nod nod 8)


That, and you are NOT to be trusted ;)
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Postby ~Vox~ » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:19 pm

all cash can be sent to me for safekeeping


it will save me the trouble of stealing it to protect it
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Postby MoP » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:24 pm

Sorry Vox... I tried to, but this damn game doesn't allow me to send cash to your heathen realm!

Damn Gili! He must have removed that piece of code...
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Postby ~Vox~ » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:30 pm

How dare you call the son of Leto a heathen!!!!!
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Postby MoP » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:46 pm

Are you Leto?

Who on earth let you in? :P


anyhow, you're not in FEL, so can't send you cash anyway.
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Postby Mickal Redwater » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:48 pm

MoP you should be sending me all your money!

you know i need it ;)
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Postby MoP » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Yeah, I know, but I'm on Lak's list! I'm sure she's watching me...
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Postby Lak » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:25 am

I am. Believe you me, I am.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:37 am

Wasn't me. But I'll swaffle you if you want me to. :P
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