The War of No Options: TRC vs. MuM / LKA / HUMAN / DOC

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The War of No Options: TRC vs. MuM / LKA / HUMAN / DOC

Postby Khalistov » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:40 pm

We kept trying to go to war with a Leto guild.

First it was RoT. SOL said "We saw 'em first!!!!", threw a tantrum, told mom, and mom said that they would get to war them and we would have to wait.

So we waited.

Then we saw DoW and we said "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" like the weasel from Foghorn Leghorn. Then this cute lil' feller named TNE showed up and said "That's not a dog. That's a chicken. And I'm a chicken hawk... I'm gonna get him first. Go sit down an' shuddup."

I replied to TNE, in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice, I said, I said, I said, "Listen to me, son. It's mathematics and geometry, boy. Mathematics and geometry".

But the Chicken Hawk persisted and took our Chicken (Dog).

So, we waited again.

No options. Getting scouted. Getting Looted. Getting Scouted. Fo' said "Hi" today, which usually means war is a comin', so we finally conceded that we could not go around Angie this time.

So, here we are.

I said, I said, I said... war on, son.
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Postby Khalistov » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:45 pm

Ooops.

MuM, not TNE.

I promised not to hit TNE again until Saturn next arrives in Virgo.
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Postby Janiec » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:00 pm

Why us, LKA, is into this war? We are just dropping, eh? In any case, we are killing heathens in no time. Right nw, Khalistove must die! :)
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Postby Khalistov » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:09 pm

Janiec, good to see some LKA people around again, even if I must die.
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Postby Janiec » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:27 pm

As Ive said i am just dropping by an only 3 of us responded my call :D
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Postby Redbaron » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:24 pm

This age so far has been:

Start

WARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR with Angies(TNE mostly, little bitches)

rebuild

PEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WAR

Little short war I miss, damn.

PEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WARPEACEWE'RE GOING TO WAR

WAR

By a show of hands who around here likes war better than peace?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby mel » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:40 pm

Go get them Kabs...
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Postby Exile » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:46 pm

Fel is leto....
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Postby Khalistov » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:39 am

Sure. FEL are Leto.

But with most of our realms being in the 12-14k acre range, I think it'd be suicide to engage a guild whose top 4 realms are worth 1.79 mil, 1.54 mil, 1.38 mil, and 1.37 mil.

Those 4 realms alone had a combined total net worth which exceed that of TRC in its entirety.

It was my desire to war a Leto guild, but that urge was not so strong as to go forth without consideration of the consequences.

However, I'm certain that a TRC suicide run against FEL would have suited the Angie just fine. =)
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Postby Lancelot » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:07 am

Damn Khal your being alittle porky pig there taking all the targets ya bum.

Good luck have fun and all that other shit. Dem is gonna be real bummed I think.



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Postby owly » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:50 am

You can have my 1k lot....

Seems like all your targets are way smaller than you in the rankings, except for Mum who is still smaller...
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:09 am

dunno prestats but current stats are...

THE RAVEN COLLECTIVE (T R C) 16 578,499
9255984 tnw

vs

MERRY UNION OF MERCENARIES (MuM) 13 198,152
DISCIPLES OF CHAOS (DoC) 7 135,340
LOST KNIGHTS ALLIANCE (LKA) 4 No Rank
REVIVAL OF HUMANITY (HUMAN) 1 No Rank

MuM 2575976
DoC 947380
3523356 tnw + LKA/HUMAN
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Postby Odominus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:49 am

LOL!
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Postby Alex_Greystone » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:59 am

What is the point of posting stats after an initial strike? To show the effectiveness of it?
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Postby Torkano » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:01 pm

Alex_Greystone wrote:What is the point of posting stats after an initial strike? To show the effectiveness of it?


Yeah, that's usually done but the initiator and/or the one winning.
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Postby owly » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:47 pm

DKII smacked my as *pouts*
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Postby DKII » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:03 pm

Was that you I was still declared on? I'll dec peace now. :p
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:47 pm

What is the point of posting stats after an initial strike? To show the effectiveness of it?


imho you post stats. it's just what you do. you make a crap hit you don't hide it you take whatever heat you deserve. you make a decent hit you post stats so people don't assume it's a crap hit. you make a gutsy hit you post stats and gain some rep for your guild.

people have been playing this game how many years now? you post stats. especially when you're giving a target allies who aren't ranked.
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Postby Khalistov » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:10 pm

I was contacted by Die Bankier today asking for a ceasefire so that the other guilds could have time to agree to peace.

I have replied that a ceasefire is acceptable.

I have just spoken with Harmony, and we have established a ceasefire with DoC while waiting for the other guilds to come to a mutual agreement.


TRC will extend a ceasefire to the other guilds involved as a measure of good faith. (someone attacked Stone today. I attacked them back 3 times).

As of 20:00 game time, we will not attack for the next 24 hours unless attacked.
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Postby Nether » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:47 pm

wow lookie there our allies took MuM down down down, I guess now they know we have strong allies etc etc....
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Postby LeoEire » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:03 am

war ig good.
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Postby Alex_Greystone » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:43 am

imho you post stats. it's just what you do. you make a crap hit you don't hide it you take whatever heat you deserve. you make a decent hit you post stats so people don't assume it's a crap hit. you make a gutsy hit you post stats and gain some rep for your guild.

people have been playing this game how many years now? you post stats. especially when you're giving a target allies who aren't ranked.


Posting stats after the first strike will always give the impression that it's a bad hit. All you accomplished with the stats you posted was to prove that for the first time this age, TRC performed an an attack with the precision and efficiency that is expected of it. If you think it's a bad hit, post the stats from before the first strike.

How long the game has been played has nothing to do with stats. Stats used to never be posted and no one cared. The only reason stats are posted now are so people can spin it however they want.
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Postby Torkano » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:25 am

Alex_Greystone wrote:so people can spin it however they want.


I'll spin it counter clockwise. It landed on Alex. We have to go to the closet for seven minutes. :cry:
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Postby Ash » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:33 am

I bet Sir Alex The Pantsless won't mind though.
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Postby Bundesbank » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:30 am

little did you know, those were tears of joy that torkano was shedding!
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