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venus is a man.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:57 pm
by Bundesbank
Dyvimmy: So, Venus just admitted she was a man pretending to be a woman
diebankier: about time.

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done and done.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:03 pm
by Venus
no! he was talking about calling the 900 numbers , the milf ones, and i said that when he does, hes probalby really talking to a man pretending to be a woman!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:22 pm
by I]\/[mortality
and did you know venus 's old enough to be chan's and my mom? :lol:

thx to our war chat last night D:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:24 pm
by Torkano
You mean grandma. *snickers and winks at Chan*

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:26 pm
by Venus
im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:27 pm
by I]\/[mortality
Venus wrote:im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts


its only !!! not !@!@!@! so thy shall not be afraid 8)

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:30 pm
by Torkano
Venus wrote:im gonna kill her i swear!!!


/pouts


I put her up to it so you'll have to kill me. Kill me baby and kill me like you mean it. Do it rough. Rawr!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:34 pm
by Macloud
Dyvimmy: So, Venus just admitted she was a man pretending to be a woman


*Goes to cry in the shower* :cry:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:54 pm
by Bundesbank
Macloud wrote:*Goes to masturbate in the shower, using tears of joy as lubricant* :cry:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:55 pm
by Dyvim Tvar
I believe that conversation to be photoshopped, that is all.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:56 pm
by Bundesbank
Dyvim Tvar wrote:I believe that conversation to be photoshopped, that is all.


i should have screenshotted it.

not that mspaint couldn't have appropriately re-written the conversation, but still...

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:02 pm
by Dyvim Tvar
I take that post to be an admission of your guilt--and a decleration of intent for you to purchase me a crate of vanilla Pepsi.
Your generousity is noted and welcomed.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:29 pm
by Bundesbank
venus (or should i say 'venis'?), do you kiss on the first date?

[edit]i have discovered what vehicular transportation v uses!

Image

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:49 pm
by HDog
Steven will be very pleased to learn about this new and exciting turn of events.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:09 am
by Venus
i am Pissed.

not one person voted for me not being a man!
im the only one

and mac POSTED in the damn thread!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:12 am
by Dyvim Tvar
I think now the only question that remains to be asked is; mangina or shenis?

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:23 am
by Bundesbank
Image

no poon-tang... err, ass-tang for mac tonight!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:04 am
by Lancelot
If venus is a man. Would that mean if they break up. Mac will be cruising for guys again?

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:10 am
by Macloud
err...I am here to say with 100% certainty that Venus is in fact a women. And I should know !!

I could have sworn I voted women in the poll....it must have not counted it or something.....ya, lets go with that


no poon-tang... err, ass-tang for mac tonight!


I am way to charmming, funny and good looking for her to resist me, despite how much she insists otherwise :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:36 am
by Lancelot
Well if venus was a man. It would sure explain alot.

What it would explain.

I am not certain but I am sure it would.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:56 am
by Grunt
venus is a loving mother who only needs a good ogre to make her life complete

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:42 am
by GoldWyvern
Wait a second on that screenshot.. is that Windows 95?!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:22 am
by MoP
Tssk tssk Venus.

I hate it to be lied to :(

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:28 am
by Venus
omg who keeps VOTING yes!@@@

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:47 am
by Wulfric
me?