venus is a man.

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was venus hoping to pick up men by pretending to be a woman?

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no
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Total votes : 132

Postby Wulfric » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:47 am

fucking doubles... *growls*
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Postby _Nagash_ » Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:51 am

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Postby Torkano » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:48 am

Anyone remember that song "Venus by bananarama? It was written for Venus. I heard she sings it like a mantra before sex. Goes something like:

I'm you're penis, I'm the fire in your vagina.
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Postby Ford Prefect » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:37 am

I know from personal experience that Venus is a woman!
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Postby Lancelot » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:24 am

Venus pulling out all your alts and posting does not count in the poll.




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Postby Wulfric » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:42 am

are you calling ford venus's alt Lance? cause if you are, i just thought that ford was a gay man wanting to be venus... damn, i been wrong all this time?
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Postby Lancelot » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:48 am

Wulfie I think you have hit the nail on the head. Ford is Venus's gay alter ego. Wooohooooooo

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Postby Macloud » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:24 am

Venus can't be a man. I would know if she was.

Unless you all are saying I can't tell the difference between a man and a women!@!@!#! <----- (The Venus exclamation point for effect) )
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Postby Wulfric » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:40 am

rooby roo!!!!!!!
(screw you lance, i ain't slept yet. ;p)

and mac, as much as it doesn't pain me to say this: it really wouldn't surprise me if you couldn't :P
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Postby Kaz » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:40 am

I can honestly say that I checked, and venus has only used one of her TB alts to post here.

She voted 'yes' though :shock:
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Postby Geico Caveman » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:58 am

Venus is actually a brother of mine. The one who sold out and now has Geico. After all they've done to humiliate us.
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Postby Venus » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:58 am

lmao im surprised there are 10 people not makin fun of me myself":PP
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Postby Bundesbank » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:23 pm

err...I am here to say with 100% certainty that Venus is in fact a women.


see, i can tell mac is lying.

why?

he's trying to compensate for venis by stating, emphatically, with 100% certainty, that venis is a "women."

not just 1 woman.

multiple women.

his reasoning is that, if venis is more women, the argument for venis being female is stronger.

well, it doesn't work that way, mac.

nice try, though :clap:
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Postby Ammon » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:50 pm

Venus can't be a man. I would know if she was.

Unless you all are saying I can't tell the difference between a man and a women!@!@!#! <----- (The Venus exclamation point for effect) )


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Postby Maintos » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:10 pm

She never picked me up!!!! :cry:

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Postby MoP » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:47 pm

She?
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Postby Bundesbank » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:27 pm

Ammon wrote:I know cause i saw it done on CSI.


i considered this statement for several minutes to determine if there were any holes in this statement, or any situations in which it might prove untrue.

i was unable to, however, and thus proclaim it to be iron clad.
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Postby Macloud » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:47 pm

Damn, done in by an e.

What was I thinking when I typed that
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Postby MoP » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:14 pm

Venis clearly brainwashed you. He's evil!
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Postby Venus » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:01 pm

FIFTY SIX

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56 people voted i was a man!
are there that many who play or did some come back just to vote!!!

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Postby Torkano » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:23 pm

SHE'S A MAN BABY!!!!
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Postby MAlahzar » Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:36 pm

So if Venus is really a man that would make her third boob in reality her.................
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Postby Maintos » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:37 pm

Can Venus or someone who has a pic of her Post it here?
So everyone will see she is a woman.

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Postby Gerien » Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:05 am

Maintos wrote:Can Venus or someone who has a pic of her Post it here?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Postby _Nagash_ » Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:26 am

Gerien wrote:
Maintos wrote:Can Venus or someone who has a pic of her Post it here?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



Just google-image for "Wim Kok" (which is V's RL-name).
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