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Postby Grunt » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:31 pm

Leto wants land
Leto thanks Grunt for land
Grunt like Leto blessing
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Grunt give Heathen Land to Leto
10k so far
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:30 am

I hear you're taking from Fervent for one? You do realize that taking land from Fervent is like buying Barnabas a brand new bicycle?

The passing it off to Leto though...that's just unneccesary.

Man 10k? You almost couldn't tithe for 150% of that! :twisted:
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Postby Ammon » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:20 am

Am I the only one who doesn't get the bicycle analogy?
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Postby Quick Draw » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:42 am

I have made a humble tithe of 7k acres to Leto.
Much gold and silver have I given to the poor and little children.
Temples and their piests to false gods, I have put to the sword.
I praise the Gods of War for their bountiful harvest.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:06 am

Yay Grunt!

Just hit undefended people, eh? :wink:
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Postby Gili » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:25 am

I think this is Grunt's way of getting himself a new guild.

Grunt, are you offering your services for the guild that terminates you?
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Postby Bundesbank » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:50 am

i got some troops!

you can't hit me undefended this time, grunt!!
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Postby Quick Draw » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:53 am

Can not speak for Grunt, but will speak for myself.
To offer services, would be to imply that I am a mercenary.
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Gold and silver coin are mere dross, compared to fighting for the greater glory of Leto and the Gods of War.
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Postby Knight of Barnabas » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:35 pm

take that to cov :P
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Postby Venus » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:24 pm

lol fervent ALWAYS has ugs hitting us
its not just grunt:P

and no, i dindt get the bicycle thing either
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Postby Knight of Barnabas » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:21 pm

he probably meant you're the forum bicycle, v
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Postby Nether » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:23 pm

Knight of Barnabas wrote:he probably meant you're the forum bicycle, v




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Postby Grunt » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:39 pm

dont get the bicycle reference either
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:53 pm

*groan*

Grunt buys Barnabas a bicycle = happy Barnabas!

Grunt attacks Fervent = happy Barnabas!

Therefore Grunt attacks Fervent = Grunt buys Barnabas a bicycle.

Write that down Grunt :evil:
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Postby Gili » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:11 pm

Good to see you loyal to Leto Grunt. I miss being their myself. But sides were uneven...i'm Angelique now, and dammit i want a Blue victory!

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Postby Grunt » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:50 pm

1=0
that proof exits as well
the bike Grunt buys for Barnie would have a bomb
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Postby _Nagash_ » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:51 pm

Venus wrote:lol fervent ALWAYS has ugs hitting us
its not just grunt:P

and no, i dindt get the bicycle thing either



You mean the bicycle didn't give it to tya? :shock:
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Postby Alex_Greystone » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:02 pm

If it wasn't beneath me, I'd say "She keeps forgetting to remove the seat."

But it is, so I won't.
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Postby _Nagash_ » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:06 pm

In that case, allow me: She keeps forgetting to remove the seat.

That ok?
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Postby Venus » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:30 pm

!!!!

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Postby SoulDemon » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:12 pm

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Postby Torkano » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:16 pm

It was 2600 drags Grunt and they were greenies waiting to be trained at 8 pm gametime. You hit me at 7:52. So very bad.
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Postby Wretch » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:13 pm

Image

Guess it's about time to start running a kingdom.
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Postby Bundesbank » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:26 pm

Wretch wrote:Image

Guess it's about time to start running a kingdom.


hmm, i see some clipless pedals there. and i just noticed the gear shifts are alivio or better. they look like they might be xtr...

and it also looks like you've got some serious suspension going on there.

is that your bike?
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Postby Gili » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:06 pm

Would be good to see a Wretch realm out there. Get to it =)
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