Sanctuary vs. GSA --- Ummmm, No.

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Sanctuary vs. GSA --- Ummmm, No.

Postby Khalistov » Tue May 30, 2006 7:07 pm

I have no idea who in the hell hit the declare button, nor do I know why.

What I can tell you is that, for the first time in years, soon we will be holding the first public torturing of a guildmate.


We will begin with a 2 foot length of ordinary garden hose, which I will shove up the offender's ass.

Then, I'll put at least 3 yards of barbed-wire up the garden hose.

Once I have inserted the majority of the barbed-wire, I shall remove the garden hose from said offender's rectum. The barbed-wire shall then be tied to a length of rope, which I shall secure to my saddle.

As I prompt my horse to go for a nice trot, I shall encourage our offender to "keep up the pace!" because we only have 12 more miles to go.



Please stay tuned. I promise you a wonderfully entertaining time for the whole family to enjoy.
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Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 30, 2006 8:33 pm

ohh yeah I love fetish shows

*Sits down to watch
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Postby Reaper » Wed May 31, 2006 2:32 am

I'm gonna lay $10 it was Ike. He's into kinky shit like that so I wouldn't put it past him.
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Postby Phire » Wed May 31, 2006 3:05 am

I know I'm new, and everything is all foggy...

But it wasn't me!
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Postby Veri » Wed May 31, 2006 7:53 am

Ok, I admit, it was me.

Khal let me in the guild for a second and I used the declare then hopped out of the guild before anyone saw me.
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Postby Alex_Surge » Wed May 31, 2006 8:04 am

Damn that Veri is a quick one!
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Postby Ford Prefect » Wed May 31, 2006 4:19 pm

Veri is quick....and he doesn't care
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