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Another sanctioned caption contest!

Postby Gerien » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:02 am

Keep it clean, boys.

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Allow me to make this an official event, like last time. Turns and closing time shall be announced shortly.

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Postby Lady Maven » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:10 am

"No really, I'm a trained gay man. Your breasts mean nothing to me".
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Postby Sturm » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:11 am

She is merely doing a vulcan prayer and covering both hearts, while getting a back rub.
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Postby Eisheth » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:48 am

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Postby Karhedron » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:48 am

"Ahh, so this is where you hide the third one then Venus?... It's nice. Very firm."
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Postby Grunt » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:09 pm

there is a huge zit on your back

no that is my third tit
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Postby Torkano » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:12 pm

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Postby Venus » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:21 pm

"Ahh, so this is where you hide the third one then Venus?... It's nice. Very firm."



lol even i liked that one:P
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Postby MicM » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:23 pm

Geese sis its not like I haven't seen them before
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Postby Lady Maven » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:48 pm

Mic you fucking perv. I love it.
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Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:32 am

~The thought of a Vulcan Science Officer~

TRIP: "Blah blah blah blah blah"

T'PAL: "I wonder if he will notice that my ears aren't the only thing that are pointy right now."

NOTE: I couldn't think of anything funny for that one.
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Postby Gerien » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:45 am

"Wait, you paid *how* much?" :shock:
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Postby Nymphsong » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:19 am

You forgot the body oil...guess well have to find an alternative...
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Postby GoldWyvern » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:17 am

"Join Star Trek, the franchise where strong women characters are accepted and not treated like sex objects. Yeah, riiiight."




T'Pol: "Logically speaking, my breasts are no more then mammary glands attached to my body, and there is no cause for embarrassment."

Trip: "Yeah?"

T'Pol: "Yes. Of course, as a vulcan, *my* breasts are naturally superior."




T'Pol: "You seem very quiet, Trip. Is this causing you emotional discomfort?"

Trip: "Heck no. I just sneezed and am watching my loogie running down your hair."



Trip: "I'm on the least advanced starship of all the tv series. I'm not even a captain. Heck, I probably won't survive the next mission with the lack of proper procedures and protocols on this ship. But screw you Kirk, Picard.. even you Riker. I am rubbing the back of a half naked vulcan. Top THAT."



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Postby _Nagash_ » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:18 am

Yay boobies!
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Postby xMarkusx » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:53 pm

Would you mind reaching out and grabbing that for me
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Postby General Andy Icarn » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:09 pm

GREAT...

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...WEED
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Postby Zhord. » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:41 am

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Postby Kyhera » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:28 am

"His hands are as exciting as the rest of him. And I hope he is not making that face he thinks is sexy"
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Re: Another sanctioned caption contest!

Postby ReapeRofSoulS » Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:09 am

"Now where'd you say that G-spot was again?"
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Postby MicM » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:06 pm

Lady Maven wrote:Mic you fucking perv. I love it.


LoL i just saw Mavens post :P

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Re: Another sanctioned caption contest!

Postby Voice Dax » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:33 pm

The favorite captions have beed selected and the winners in order are:

1. Karhedron: "Ahh, so this is where you hide the third one then Venus?... It's nice. Very firm."

2. Lady Maven: "No really, I'm a trained gay man. Your breasts mean nothing to me"

3. Goldwyvern: "Join Star Trek, the franchise where strong women characters are accepted and not treated like sex objects. Yeah, riiiight."

OR

Trip: "I'm on the least advanced starship of all the tv series. I'm not even a captain. Heck, I probably won't survive the next mission with the lack of proper procedures and protocols on this ship. But screw you Kirk, Picard.. even you Riker. I am rubbing the back of a half naked vulcan. Top THAT."


Prize announcements to come.


Edit -
1st prize is 25 turns
2nd prize is 20 turns
3rd prize is 20 turns

Thanks to everyone who participated. Better luck next time. PM me or Voice Aeneas which game and kingdom number you'd like your turns applied to. Please provide the event in the subject field so we know which event it was for.
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Re: Another sanctioned caption contest!

Postby Karhedron » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:30 am

Awesome - Venus' breasts now have a purpose beyond simple ridicule! They are the source of turnage!
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Re: Another sanctioned caption contest!

Postby GoldWyvern » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:29 pm

Huh, apparently I won something. Too bad I didn't have a kingdom at the time I entered. Still, I must really check these things more often.. LOL.
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