so a biker, a doctor, and a lawyer are at a bar.
the doctor says "yea its my wifes birthday this week, and i didnt know what to get her, cause i found a really nice diamond necklace but i know she likes hottubs. so i got her both."
the lawyer says "yea thats funny its my wifes birthday this month and i couldnt decide what to get her because i bought a lovely diamond ring but shes been wanting to go on a cruise, so i got both as well.
the biker says "its me and my wife's reunion this week. i wasnt sure what to get her so i got her a t-shirt and a dildo. that way if she dont like the t-shirt, she can go fuck herself!"
DeviusZwei, formerly known as Penis With Ears or PWE.
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