Thanks for the Memories

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So who was the Greatest Spammer of them All?

Reylan Talonspyre
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Other
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Total votes : 21

Thanks for the Memories

Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:37 am

Thanks for all the memories people. I believe after some 20,000 posts there really isn't much left for me to say.

I will miss you all. You all know how to get a hold of me:

talonspyre@comcast.net
My real name is Jordan Schaefer.

Hit me up on Facebook and let me know you are Monarchy people.

Keep in touch, you are my e-family!
I made the thread for everyone to just post contact info and shit.

Self-Proclaimed King of Spam, signing out!
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby owly » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:30 pm

i voted for you Rey :wink:
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby ~Oriana~ » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:17 pm

You know I voted for you Rey *pinches cheeks*
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Asoc » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:23 pm

I voted for someone else you cocky bastard...
Looking you up on facebook now...
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Atla » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:41 pm

I voted for someone else.

CAUSE YOU SUCXORS!
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:42 am

LOL

Love ya all.

My blackberry lets me accept these things as I am protecting the world from fraud (work).

I think I removed Gili way back when. Didn't know who he was. Actually don't really know how he got there either.

Silly Facebook!
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Portia » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:18 pm

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Say it ain't so, Rey, Rey?!? Say it ain't so!

Oh, you can find me on Facebook as well: Katie Downey in Whitewater, WI. Make sure to note who you are from Monarchy so I don't reject you. ^.~
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:12 am

Wait! You are in Whitewater?

Hun, you are like really close to me now! WTF! Why hasn't the government notified me? Those bastards lied. I have a seven state restraining order on you!

Heheh, please don't kill me.

No, seriously. Whitewater? Really? WTF!

I am in McHenry County in the good state below your evil Packer-loving douche-bag state.
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby _Nagash_ » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:28 am

There is always something left to say, mate. Don't lose the spamming mentality!


Though as "other" has won in your poll, it is obviously not you, but me, who is the king of spam. :P
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Portia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:28 pm

HA! Looks like someone's gonna have to deal with a drunken redhead banging on his door at 4 in the morning screaming in pig-latin about the lack of bartenders who can make a decent Cosmo.
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Grunt » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:09 pm

If rey and prtia mate the spam sawn would be uncontrolable
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby _Nagash_ » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:46 am

On the bright side, that would mean that Reylan would have sex with a woman who is older than twelve for a change. ;)
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Atla » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:10 am

SCORE!
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:17 am

If rey and prtia mate the spam sawn would be uncontrolable


There are laws in this state against just such an occurrence. And if I remember correctly, there was just such a creation on these boards. Scientific research into cloning produced a perfect blend of Portia and Reylan, the progeny of the Hegemony, the Spam Child.

But that was a long time ago, and if I remember correctly, for much of it's life, it simply chased small children with a chainsaw and lit old people on fire. Why? To watch them burn, of course.

/shrug

That is why Portia genes and Reylan genes are not compatible.

That and gingers are scary nutts.
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby _Nagash_ » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:12 am

Nah. Gingers are cool :)
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Re: Thanks for the Memories

Postby Tierlac » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:23 pm

I voted for someone else, slacker
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