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My pee pee hurts.

Postby Yogamoth » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:05 pm

anyone here a pharmacist ... i need a perscription of oxy codone to heal up this dick rash.
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Re: My pee pee hurts.

Postby Nether » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:33 pm

All I can do is give you a razor and hope you mistake the bloated pill worm you have for a dick for a stray hair.
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Postby Asoc » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:45 pm

you just need to rub the rash off. Even it it hurts. Then slather with neosporin.
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Postby Atla » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:15 pm

Say no to truck stop glory holes, Cletus probably got oral clap.
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Postby owly » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:17 pm

That or wacking off with sand-paper remember to pick the scabes before sex it acts as a lube....
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Postby Taldric » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:43 am

I've had entirely too much booze for that to be amusing :?
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Re: My pee pee hurts.

Postby Yogamoth » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:50 am

i usually just shove it in and when blood and shit comes out i use that has the lube.
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Postby Gerien » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:44 pm

This thread has to have broken some board rule.
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Postby Reylan Talonspyre » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:16 pm

It is no different than watching the CW.
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