So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

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So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Atla » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:31 pm

Okay so, I log onto Facebook after work. Cause Facebook is my connection to the world outside of my mountain.

And...there's this picture up.

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What....the....fuck?

Granted, she's my girlfriend. But ummm...

Pink hearts? Lip print thingy? 'HAPPY ENDING'??!?

I'm NOT going to marry you!
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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Losmar » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:36 pm

Priceless!

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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Venus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:37 pm

how long have u been dating?
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Postby _Nagash_ » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:47 pm

Did you show her your gun yet?
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Postby Fireslash » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:49 pm

:lol:

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Postby Atla » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:03 pm

Um...two weeks?

And yeah, she's seen both of the guns I carry.

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Postby _Nagash_ » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:05 pm

One of them must've been kinda impressive... :lol:
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Postby Grunt » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:49 pm

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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Venus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:56 pm

dude run
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two weeks and shes got kissy things and hearts around your pic:P

soon she will have wedding magazines and real estate listings:P
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Postby _Nagash_ » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:58 pm

Or she'll be 'accidentally' knocked up, and as a conservative, you'll have to marry her. ;)
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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Maverick » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:12 pm

And you could do way better.

There I said what no one else was willing to.
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Postby owly » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:15 pm

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Postby Venus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:24 pm

whats with the black stuff
is she playing football?
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Postby Gerien » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:42 pm

She's fat and your eyes are puffy. :mrgreen:
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Postby Lady Lare » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:02 pm

Dude I am so going onto facebook and linking her to this thread... IMMEDIATELY!

Ps.. She's 18. I warned you.
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Postby Macloud » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:10 pm

The picture on facebook isn't really the worst of your problems, the fact she is wearing a Chevy cap should have been grounds for leaving her the day you took that picture.
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Postby Maverick » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:12 pm

Gerien,

We can excuse Atla for beer goggles for only so long. I mean it happens to the best of us, but we all sober up...

Lare,

Do it.

Its not enough to harass him over this, I want to interrogate this young lady that has stolen the fair Atla's heart.
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Postby -Link- » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:35 pm

Yeah run...... quickly.

But hey, atleast she has a nice set of boobs :P
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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Atla » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:44 pm

I'm a Chevy guy, so the hat was fine. The picture was taken at a GI Joe's and GI Hoe's party. I didn't dress up obviously, she slutted up and I guess it's supposed to be camo. And I was drunk, and it was hot in there. And the freaking camera flashed like twenty times before it actually took the picture.

Lare, I didn't delete that CamStudio footage. ;p

And you know...this wasn't like the only picture. She did two of them. One of 'us', and the other of her and her best friend in another sorority.

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And yeah, she has nice big boobies.

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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Sylandra » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:07 pm

Jeez, and to think your sister was pissed when I humped your leg a couple times on the forums.

Does she doodle "Mrs. Atla" all over stuff too?
And maybe by "Happy Ending" she means as in massage-style, not marriage!
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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Nato » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:31 pm

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And you introduced her to your parents after a week.

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?



You're retarded. And so is she!

Also, please tell me that is not actually a Chanel tattoo on her finger.
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Re: So....should I be creeped out? Or turned on?

Postby Gerien » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:11 am

Please don't breed. :|
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Postby Asoc » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:18 am

I am assuming you are trying to play some fucked up angle to get at her friend?
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Postby Kwaiq » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:23 am

God didn't give us 18 year olds for serious relationships.
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Postby Gerien » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:27 am

Asoc wrote:I am assuming you are trying to play some fucked up angle to get at her friend?

OMG with those cheeks? She looks like she tried to swallow a chipmunk and it got stuck.
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